Showing posts with label funny things. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny things. Show all posts

Monday, July 25, 2011

Drawing with Winnie and Button


Me: What are you drawing, Winnie, a T.V.?
Winnie: No.  They aren't the same, Mommy.
She draws two examples on the whiteboard.  One has a big screen that fills the whole box.
Winnie: Here's the T.V.
The second drawing has a tiny little box screen atop two dials.
Winnie: THAT's a television, Mommy.

Then Button explains how it is done.
Button: See, Mommy, first you draw a foreshortened square, like this.
I looked at her with a funny look on my face.
Me: A what??
Button: A foreshortened square!
She rhymes it off like everyone and their dog should know such a common word.

Sadly, Winnie swiped the board with that eraser you see in her hand just as I was going to take the picture.  But you can still see Button's version of the "television" along with a table Winnie drew with a plate on it.  If you look closely you will see a banana on the plate.

The book the girls are using for their drawing lessons is in the picture, given to us as a resource by a friend here.

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Divertive-ness

Button got a doctor kit for her birthday. It wasn't until a few days later that we noticed the writing on the box. I and my child in the future from now on just had to share it with you.


Iatrology: rarely used term for medical science. (according to online dictionary)

Did I mention that this set is extra special to me? It is, because it is children design.

INFINITE pleasure- did you catch that? If my child is not infinitely pleased tomorrow, I will sue the makers of the doctor set.

Saturday, October 02, 2010

Funny things are everywhere

We enjoyed some spectacular examples of "maybe you pay your translator too much" today when we spotted these sketch pads in a classy mall:


"Elephant: Animal's joyful- elephant in river water cheerful taking a bath!"

"Zebra: Animal's joyful- zebra on lawn free playing!"

And now, for the best one of all:

"Deer: The thing quick- Deer is looking for oneself happy food!"

Look closely. Now, does that look like a deer to you? I'm also a little scared as to what "oneself happy food" might actually be. Sounds a little cannibalistic...